Is the Charlie Sheen stuff in the news just outrageous? Yes.
Are the American people focusing on a literally insane celebrity more than important world issues? Yes.
Should “we” probably spend more time trying to improve our own quality of life? Yes.
Did I already buy a Charlie Sheen CrossFit T-shirt? Yes.
Did the Schmoyoho folks crush another “songification” of a real-life situation? (Just like Double Rainbow and Bed Intruder)? Yes.
Watch if you want. If you don’t want to, don’t watch it.
Either way, you’re winning. It’s sort of a Bi-Winning situation we’ve got going on.